EGGFART. ISSUE № 9
The endless bean chase. Weave the egg through the gut, swallow every bean, and turn the pressure into rocket farts.
BEST RUN 0 M
The gut waits. It is patient.
★ NEW PERSONAL BEST ★
The egg has seen things.
Every toot is a field recording from Wikimedia Commons, trimmed and loudness-matched. No cookies, no uploads, no dignity.
| Clip | Source | Author | License |
|---|---|---|---|
| lil_toot | Human fart.wav | Subhashish Panigrahi | CC BY-SA 4.0 |
| petit | Flatulence d'Aimée.ogg | PlatypussyPatrick | CC BY-SA 4.0 |
| double_zip | Flatulences 03°2° JJZh.ogg | Prononciateur | CC BY-SA 4.0 |
| classic | Flatulence.wav | JohnSumisu | CC BY-SA 3.0 |
| mudslide | Wet fart tummy rumbles.ogg | natalie (pdsounds) | Public domain |
| backup | Farts (pieruja), segment | Yle Arkisto | CC BY 3.0 |
| grinder | Farts (pieruja), segment | Yle Arkisto | CC BY 3.0 |
| cannon | Farts (pieruja), segment | Yle Arkisto | CC BY 3.0 |
| marathon | Farts (pieruja), segment | Yle Arkisto | CC BY 3.0 |
| sub | Frt755 1.ogg | Horst Frank | CC BY-SA 3.0 |
| threestage | Menselijke wind.ogg | BeatsByDrProcolHarum | CC BY-SA 4.0 |
| french | Flatulence de Clément.ogg | Clémentgirardotconstand | CC BY-SA 4.0 |